Thursday, October 7, 2010

I wanted to impress a girl... I got a tattoo of someone else's DNA. Actual size.

It looked so good, I got 4,599,999,999,999,999 more.

Now she doesn't recognize me.

Sunday, October 3, 2010

Still another word we need.

Airlation, n., The relief an airplane passenger feels when no one sits in the seat beside them.