"For never was a story of more woe...

...than this of Juliet and her Romeo?"

Fine. I'll concede that. But it's tied for first.

I saw West Side Story yesterday, and it featured equal woe to the story of Juliet and her Romeo.

In fact, there's equal woe in Shakespeare in Love, Pocahontas, and the Lion King Two Colon Simba's Pride, too!

With this much originality, it's only a matter of time before contemporary writers out-woe R&J!

Watch your back, Bill!