Barbicidal intent!

I said, "Buzz everything, but leave me some bangs."

My barber heard, "Slant-headed Karloff."

When he revealed this masterpiece, he asked, "Whaddya think?!" and his eyes were so vulnerable that I said, "Great job!!"

Those eyes...Christ...he could've scalped me, and I'd've still said, "Great job!!"

If only he'd given me his eyes, instead of this hair-cut...