That's right.
They squirt sandwich goop on a hot dog.
Here are the findings of my scrupulous research and analysis:
The Reuben's corned beef is only allowed to touch the bread through a hole in the frank.
The most appetizing hot dog in Tomorrowland is the one that Stitch eats and then breathes on you in Stitch's Great Escape.
In the future, sandwiches will be served open-faced, with an intervening wiener! And that's not all! Hot dogs will be inexorable! They'll replace butter crocks! Magicians will pull endless strings of sausages from audience members' ears! Men will use casing instead of condoms!
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