Say, Ian--what's a good summer project that'll appeal to a broad audience and land us a creative job?
I've got just the thing! Let's make a comic strip that parodies professional wrestling!
A hole in one, by Jove! But let's restrict the comic to four panels, so that it won't take the entire summer.
That's a good ground rule, but twenty-one panels would make you really cool.
Really? Oh, I'd quite like to be cool!
Twenty-one panels of a professional wrestling comic strip will magnetize vaginas. Labias rushing to your face, like piglets to a nursing sow.
Like a beard of vaginas?
Draw a twenty-one panel pro wrestling comic, and you'll be shaving a beard of vaginas.
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