Look at him; trolling for peapussy.
But he turns fifty-five next year, and he's thinking about hanging up the ol' plumage (which will likely be pinned on a gypsy's turban, and his body will be ground up and mixed into hot dogs).
Here are the front-running mascots to replace NBC's horny peacock. (Be grateful I haven't illustrated 'em.)
A bull with swollen, rainbow-colored testicles.
A fish jizzing on a cluster of rainbow-colored eggs.
A deer squirting rainbow-colored musk.
A snail stabbing rainbow-colored sex-holes into its mate.
A duck flashing its multiple rainbow-colored vaginal passages.
A face-hugger, laying rainbow-colored eggs into John Hurt's chest.
A slut bent over, her rainbow-colored thong whale-tailing.
A pederast in a van, offering rainbow-colored candy.
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