A wrestling comic.

World Wrestling Entertainment spent three months promoting Bryan Danielson as an up-and-coming star...

...and then they fired him.

Danielson’s crime? He choked a guy.

Yes, a professional wrestler was fired for choking a guy on a professional wrestling show.

Fans have been perplexed since June--but I’ve investigated the case thoroughly, and believe that my findings will clarify WWE’s actions.

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