Indiana Jones and the Cave of Wonders Secret of the Stone Tiger.

To promote Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, Disneyland added a live Indy show.

Here's the video, which I only include for completion's sake. Spare yourself: it's bad...featuring lame fight choreography, stultifying stretches of audience participation, and an Inception's worth of exposition (signifying nothing).

What's important: Rachel the archeologist is our protagonist for most of the show. She's boring, but nice, and she actually bothered to show up on time for Indiana Jones and the Secret of the Stone Tiger...unlike Indiana Jones.

After seven hours, Indy stumbles in, unapologetic, and hands Rachel an idol which turns her evil. I think she's possessed by a tiger ghost or something.

So Indiana Jones beats up a boring, nice, small, punctual girl.

And then--instead of trying to exorcise whatever's possessing the boring, nice, small, punctual girl--Indiana Jones lets her die a fiery death, and quips, "Well...I can't say I didn't warn her!"

And then the show ends.

Awesome.